Cyprus is full of stray cats. This time of year is all about screaming cats and cats in heat and psycho cats and you do not want to mess with these cats. Not even Life Is Better With Betty, my dog, deigns. There’s a story that says that when Saint Helena reached Cyprus many centuries ago and found it embittered with snakes she returned with a ship of cats, called the Internet, to destroy the snakes. There are fewer snakes now but still some snakes. Cyprus is full of stray cats.