I do not think I have ever had a darling who I did not adoringly pamper who nonetheless felt very uncomfortable being pampered. Can you imagine? There are people out there who have forgotten what it feels like to be held, loved, lavished, worshipped, entertained, cooked for. So many of us have become such selfish jackass masturbators traumatising everyone and their once bitten twice shy meanwhile the rest of us smooth-talking fun-loving love-adoring sex gods have to help our darlings in from a ledge because we made them pancakes. Come on, be sweet.