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Ah pests. The other night I was lying on a couch in a beautiful room peace and quiet tranquil and elated and the next thing I saw was a cockroach flying above me like the reincarnation of Kafka. I thought to myself my goodness, I could let this cockroach ruin my joy of the whole […]
All I dreamt about in foreign places was my little dog at home. What a gymnast! #betty #dog #dogs #dogsofinstagram #wearealldogwalkersnow ❤ A post shared by Christos Polydorou (@eatartdaily) on Aug 31, 2017 at 9:35pm PDT As I was walking my little dog betty tonight she was just about to pee (dribble, really) on the […]
Some of us cannot be birds, or leaves, or even the branches of a beautiful big tree; but life is life, and even us, poisonous fungi at the foot of a tree, deserve to live, as gross looking, weird, and just unpleasant that we look. Life is life. For the outsider, who no matter how […]
Once upon a time I sat in a lecture hall with thirty feminists and I told my feminist teacher that I too am a feminist. Everyone laughed. I’ve been mocked my whole life. Believe me I don’t give a flying fuck / number of fucks given, zero. If I did I wouldn’t be where I […]
Funnily enough, the closest to perfect animal metaphor for the brain is the toad. It sits, for hours, doing absolutely nothing. Barely eating any flies. And then it takes one fantastic flying leap across the entire swamp and changes the swamp.
My mother said to me on the phone earlier, eat potatoes today. Lol. So I got ready potato salad. It’s so good! Note on potatoes, not to mention mothers: As a single man living alone without so much as a cat to fend for, I could go out and buy potatoes and come back and […]